mosquitoes are the only thing attracted to me
and they only want me for my body
my body is perf
(Source: sidnugget, via ph-ototype)
omg he even doesnt hit the bombs
I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills
(Source: cineraria, via w-aiting-for-forever)
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
(Source: justinbiebercirca2010, via 4lw4ys-hope-for-the-best)
I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
but what if they’re not on earth
(via departured)
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
(Source: imyworstenemy, via adv-entre)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via its-sam-winchester)
great example of why Matthew Perry is perfect
(Source: ptrparker, via b3-y0-nd-i-n-f-i-n-i-t-y)
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
(Source: falzetto, via shoot-him-a-smile)
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
(Source: beyoncebeytwice, via fake-mermaid)
